The "Definitely Not Haunted" Vintage Porcelain Doll Collection (Lot of 5)

$15.00

πŸ˜±πŸ‘»πŸ˜± The "Definitely Not Haunted" Vintage Porcelain Doll Collection (Lot of 5)

We found these tucked away in a dark corner of the warehouse storage room, and the temperature in there has dropped roughly 20 degrees since.

We are pricing them to move immediately because the volunteers refuse to enter the building while they are on the shelves.πŸ˜†

The Squad Details:

β€’ The Red Velvet Ring-Leader: She stands in the front row, staring forward with an intense Victorian gaze. Her velvet gown is pristine, but we swear her head rotates just a millimeter closer to the door every time we turn our backs.

β€’ The Blonde Twins: Stationed on the flanks. Their bright blue glass eyes seem to follow you across the room regardless of the lighting angles.

β€’ The Incomplete One: The small brunette doll in the center foreground appears to be missing her dress. Or maybe she shed it so she could run faster. We haven't stayed late enough to find out.

Product Specifications & Terms:

β€’ Condition: Vintage, unbranded, beautifully painted porcelain faces, and an undeniable aura of absolute dread.

β€’ Warranty: Absolutely none. No refunds. Once you purchase them, they belong to you, your bloodline, and whatever house you bring them into.

(Please take all five. We tried separating them once and the store's lights started flickering rhythmically).

$15 for all

πŸ˜±πŸ‘»πŸ˜± The "Definitely Not Haunted" Vintage Porcelain Doll Collection (Lot of 5)

We found these tucked away in a dark corner of the warehouse storage room, and the temperature in there has dropped roughly 20 degrees since.

We are pricing them to move immediately because the volunteers refuse to enter the building while they are on the shelves.πŸ˜†

The Squad Details:

β€’ The Red Velvet Ring-Leader: She stands in the front row, staring forward with an intense Victorian gaze. Her velvet gown is pristine, but we swear her head rotates just a millimeter closer to the door every time we turn our backs.

β€’ The Blonde Twins: Stationed on the flanks. Their bright blue glass eyes seem to follow you across the room regardless of the lighting angles.

β€’ The Incomplete One: The small brunette doll in the center foreground appears to be missing her dress. Or maybe she shed it so she could run faster. We haven't stayed late enough to find out.

Product Specifications & Terms:

β€’ Condition: Vintage, unbranded, beautifully painted porcelain faces, and an undeniable aura of absolute dread.

β€’ Warranty: Absolutely none. No refunds. Once you purchase them, they belong to you, your bloodline, and whatever house you bring them into.

(Please take all five. We tried separating them once and the store's lights started flickering rhythmically).

$15 for all